The Tripe Marketing Board is under threat. Vegans, intellectuals and minor celebrities have conspired to infiltrate the board.
After the referendum, the tripe industry is at a crossroads. Britain and Tripe needs a strong leadership for the months ahead. Literally dozens of people have already joined Tripe Club, supporting Tripe Marketing Board chairman Sir Norman Wrassle in standing firm against the forces of darkness.
This is YOUR chance to join Tripe Club. Your chance to make a difference. Your chance to defend Tripe.