Nothing says "I love you" like membership of Tripe Club.
Watch their face light up with joy when they open their Valentine card and find you've bought them a lifetime membership of the UK's number one meat-based membership club.
From the moment they open the envelope and their exclusive reproduction membership badge pops out, to the day they finally finish reading A Brief History of Tripe, they'll be guaranteed hours of tripe-based fun, without any invitations to dodgy charity fundraising events at the Dorchester to worry about.
But it doesn't stop there! They'll be able to flourish their coveted TMB Pen for weeks into the future - months and years if they don't actually write with it!
If you don't currently love anyone, why not treat yourself to membership?
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Buy Now For Just £9.99!
For just £9.99 inc P&P*, every member gets a copy of A Brief History of Tripe which also includes the first history of Tripe Club (worth £6.99) PLUS...
- A limited edition fridge magnet
- Access to the exclusive Tripe Club webpages
- A signed photograph of TMB chairman Sir Norman Wrassle
- An exclusive reproduction of the original Tripe Club member's badge
- A membership certificate
- Discount vouchers for Tripe books
PLUS a coveted Tripe Marketing Board pen!
* Additional postage applies for overseas members
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