IMAGINE THEIR SURPRISE WHEN THEY DISCOVER THEY'RE A MEMBER OF TRIPE CLUB!
We've resurrected the popular 1960s Children's membership organisation and given it a modern twist. Now, you can buy a lifetime membership of Tripe Club for your husband, your wife or your same-sex partner, making this Christmas something special for you both (or all three of you if you're in an open relationship).
Why not surprise your boss or a work colleague - wouldn't they love to be part of the UK's number one tripe-based membership club?
From the moment they open the envelope and their exclusive reproduction membership badge pops out, to the day they finally finish reading A Brief History of Tripe (worth £6.99), they'll be guaranteed hours of tripe-based fun.
But it doesn't stop there! They'll be able to flourish their coveted TMB Pen for weeks into the future - months and years if they don't actually write with it!
If you're not the kind of person who splashes out on presents for other people, why not treat yourself to membership? We won't judge you.
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Your Paypal Payment is processed by the Tripe Marketing Board. We will refund postage costs on multiple purchases. If you wish your pack to be delivered direct to your friend, lover or the person you're stalking, just leave a note with your Paypal payment.
The first rule of Tripe Club: Pay your one-off lifetime membership fee, and you're in.
Nothing says 'tripe' quite like a TMB pen.
Buy Now For Just £9.99!
For just £9.99 inc P&P*, every member gets a copy of A Brief History of Tripe which also includes the first history of Tripe Club (worth £6.99) PLUS...
- A limited edition fridge magnet
- A signed photograph of TMB chairman Sir Norman Wrassle
- An exclusive reproduction of the original Tripe Club member's badge
- A membership certificate
- PLUS a coveted Tripe Marketing Board pen!
* Additional postage applies for overseas members
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