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IMAGINE THEIR SURPRISE WHEN THEY DISCOVER THEY’RE A MEMBER OF TRIPE CLUB!

We’ve resurrected the popular 1960s Children’s membership organisation and given it a modern twist. Now, you can buy a lifetime membership of Tripe Club for your husband, your wife or your same-sex partner, making 2020 something special for you both (or all three of you if you’re in an open relationship).

Why not surprise your boss or a work colleague on their birthday- wouldn’t they love to be part of the UK’s number one tripe-based membership club?

From the moment they open the envelope and their exclusive reproduction membership badge pops out, to the day they finally finish reading A Brief History of Tripe (worth £6.99), they’ll be guaranteed hours of tripe-based fun.

But it doesn’t stop there! They’ll be able to flourish their coveted TMB Pen for weeks into the future – months and years if they don’t actually write with it!

If you’re not the kind of person who splashes out on presents for other people, why not treat yourself to membership? We won’t judge you.

Not available in motorway service stations.

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Weight 2 kg