Due to popular demand and a large number of complaints from tweeters saying that their timelines are being clogged up with prolonged conversations about non-tripe related matters, the Tripe Marketing Board is delighted to announce that it is launching a new service on Twitter - @TheTripeBoys.
@TheTripeBoys is the place where off-duty TMB personnel come to relax and engage in all manner of healthy, manly pursuits such as shooting pool, doing push ups and having unwanted hair removed. They also engage in horseplay but only in a strictly non-homoerotic way.
@TheTripeBoys is where The Tripe Boys will dispense words of wisdom and advice on all non-tripe related matters completely free of charge. This is the place where you can get to know the real Tripe Boys a little better.
Perhaps you want to find out what it’s like being a Tripe Boy or find out what makes them tick. Perhaps you want to know your favourite Tripe Boy’s favourite colour or Febreze fragrance. Or maybe you’ve had a little too much to drink, are feeling a little flirty and want to practise your chat-up techniques in the comfort of your own living room or boudoir.
You can even buy your favourite Tripe Boy a gift but we regret that they can only accept gifts to the value of £1,000 or more.
The Tripe Boys will be happy to discuss matters of a personal nature but please note they are off-duty tripe marketeeers not pornographers and will not engage in smutty conversations unless it is for a fee.
Our current Tripe Boys are Gerald (the ginger one), Victor (the posh one), Melvin B (the sporty one), Melvin C (the mad one) and Emile (the one with the bad complexion).
The account will only be open at certain times which will be announced on the main account - @TripeUK.
Please remember. If you want to discuss tripe-related matters please visit the official Tripe Marketing Board account @TripeUk
Enjoy tripe responsibly.