Doris

UPDATE: Doris has withdrawn from the contest and will not participate in Round 4.

Full Name Doris Malula with the very shiny bum (to be sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Age 13

Favourite colour Yellow, because she can see it

Favourite TV show Gimme Gimme Gimme, because she’s a goer

Personal ambition To be the face of tripe (she doesn’t mind sleeping her way to the top as she thinks she has a penis)

Advice to young pups Cats are nob heads

TV show you always turn off  Mrs Brown’s Boys

Favourite American 1960s female singer who was the daughter of an actor Nancy Sinatra

Favourite lampost None – she’s a girl, she squats

Favourite Pop Star Shakin’ Stevens

I like tripe because “I want to be Princess Tripe”

 

TripeDog 2020 is sponsored by TMB Books, publishers of the Tripe Marketing Board 2021 Diary – because it’s what’s on the inside that counts.