UPDATE: Doris has withdrawn from the contest and will not participate in Round 4.
Full Name Doris Malula with the very shiny bum (to be sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)
Favourite colour Yellow, because she can see it
Favourite TV show Gimme Gimme Gimme, because she’s a goer
Personal ambition To be the face of tripe (she doesn’t mind sleeping her way to the top as she thinks she has a penis)
Advice to young pups Cats are nob heads
TV show you always turn off Mrs Brown’s Boys
Favourite American 1960s female singer who was the daughter of an actor Nancy Sinatra
Favourite lampost None – she’s a girl, she squats
Favourite Pop Star Shakin’ Stevens
I like tripe because “I want to be Princess Tripe”
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